How my partner decided to cut and serve mangos today
No they are not high
by Hi5pop1
27 Comments
veryreal_verylegit
Thought this was a massacred stick of butter
goosepills
They just woke up and chose violence
Prestigious-Cut5424
I hate when my mom serves yellow and calls it lunch
PoopTransplant
It’s like they cut a block of velveta with a stick
tonebone85
I’ve seen worse
auhnold
Are you sure he should be handling a knife? lol. In his defence, Mangos are kind of a pain in the ass to cut up.
Markofdawn
Im commenting something mindless so that OP will bless me with a bounty of emoji.
lmindanger
You can tell they started scoring it, messed up, and just said fuck it. Lol.
DontYouDareGoHollow-
I’m more mad about the fork. And the fact that they cut it at all. Just eat it lol
s_decoy
Honestly I’ll give them a pass, if you’ve never cut a mango before this is probably what you would end up with going in blind.
Jub_Jub710
I would suck that off the plate like a remora on a shark.
Imwhatswrongwithyou
I thought that was velveeta cheese
…now give me my emoji’s
Edit: ^please
Far-Warthog2330
At least you have the Tajin (I peeped that in the corner)
Gallusaur
Really tired of the people shitting on the person they’re calling a partner in this sub.
secretmacaroni
Yea that’s fair. They’re slippery sometimes
bogzmaster9000
Alright hit me with the brainrot emoji spam too, fam
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-OwO
ok whats with the emoji replies
amazeballs666
That’s still better than how my husband cuts and serves mangoes. It’s always jarring. But it’s just mangoes and they are tasty 😋
person_w_existence
I usually cut my mangoes this way and slorp em down like a famished animal, it fulfills me
jfk_47
A couple things, 1. This is the easiest way to slice mangos. 2. How would you prefer they sliced mangos? 3. How about you slice your own god damn mangos? 4. And lastly, how dare you.
Angoril
Does it matter? Does the flavour change based on how the fruit is cut? Or you want it cut a specific way because someone told you that’s how it’s supposed to be cut?
SlayerII
Well, feel free to cut them up yourself next time …🤷♂️
Relevant-War-1581
My russian ex boyfriend would serve this with black coffee as breakfast
BJs_Minis
Dude don’t complain about your partner to a bunch of reddit strangers, presumably behind their back.
hctiks
r/iamatotalpieceofshit
epigenie_986
If someone risked life and limb to slice up a mango for me, I definitely wouldn’t be saying shit about *how* they managed to wrangle the slippery bastard.
imtiredmakeitstop
I have never not cut a mango similar to this. My chunks are a little bigger and there are fewer of them, but it’s just hard to get around that stupid seed.
27 Comments
Thought this was a massacred stick of butter
They just woke up and chose violence
I hate when my mom serves yellow and calls it lunch
It’s like they cut a block of velveta with a stick
I’ve seen worse
Are you sure he should be handling a knife? lol. In his defence, Mangos are kind of a pain in the ass to cut up.
Im commenting something mindless so that OP will bless me with a bounty of emoji.
You can tell they started scoring it, messed up, and just said fuck it. Lol.
I’m more mad about the fork. And the fact that they cut it at all. Just eat it lol
Honestly I’ll give them a pass, if you’ve never cut a mango before this is probably what you would end up with going in blind.
I would suck that off the plate like a remora on a shark.
I thought that was velveeta cheese
…now give me my emoji’s
Edit: ^please
At least you have the Tajin (I peeped that in the corner)
Really tired of the people shitting on the person they’re calling a partner in this sub.
Yea that’s fair. They’re slippery sometimes
Alright hit me with the brainrot emoji spam too, fam
ok whats with the emoji replies
That’s still better than how my husband cuts and serves mangoes. It’s always jarring. But it’s just mangoes and they are tasty 😋
I usually cut my mangoes this way and slorp em down like a famished animal, it fulfills me
A couple things,
1. This is the easiest way to slice mangos.
2. How would you prefer they sliced mangos?
3. How about you slice your own god damn mangos?
4. And lastly, how dare you.
Does it matter? Does the flavour change based on how the fruit is cut? Or you want it cut a specific way because someone told you that’s how it’s supposed to be cut?
Well, feel free to cut them up yourself next time …🤷♂️
My russian ex boyfriend would serve this with black coffee as breakfast
Dude don’t complain about your partner to a bunch of reddit strangers, presumably behind their back.
r/iamatotalpieceofshit
If someone risked life and limb to slice up a mango for me, I definitely wouldn’t be saying shit about *how* they managed to wrangle the slippery bastard.
I have never not cut a mango similar to this. My chunks are a little bigger and there are fewer of them, but it’s just hard to get around that stupid seed.